Oleander "Pretty Deadly" Floral Canvas Tote Bag
Featuring a vintage-inspired, hand-drawn illustration of oleander, embrace comfort and style with this canvas tote–perfect for casual outings that absolutely in no way involve shovels or digging. This tote radiates all your killer vibes. Celebrate life’s little moments (or, you know, endings), and give someone you love flowers today! Just make sure you have that-person-you'd-call-to-help-you-bury-a-body on speed dial first.
JK! We kid, we kid.
As a FULL DISCLAIMER for LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. Do NOT touch oleander. Do NOT think about touching oleander. Do NOT smell oleander. Do NOT even make eye contact with oleander! What we aren't kidding about is that oleander is genuinely Pretty Deadly. While we're on the topic of things we don't recommend you do, don't ever text someone asking them to help you bury a body - never put that sh*t in writing. However, DO buy someone you love some other type of non-poisonous flowers. Or, you know, perhaps instead buy this tote because flowers die. This tote is forever. Actually that's a lie. Don't sue us when you realize this tote isn't actually forever.
Product details & features:
- Hand-drawn oleander illustration with the text "Pretty Deadly" and the Latin "satis mortiferum", which translates to something like "deadly enough", "sufficiently lethal", or "lethal enough to kill". We think. Come on, you don't actually expect us to be fluent in Latin, do you?
- 100% cotton canvas for durability and strength
- Flat corners allowing for a neat and tidy appearance
- Reinforced carrying handles for added comfort and support
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) ensures reliable use
- Available in natural and black colors to match various styles
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |
Care instructions:
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
100% Cotton canvas
Made from spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric
Flat corners
The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside
Carrying handles
The tote bag has self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions
For adults
Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron..
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