"Psycho" Film Greeting Card Set, Marion Crane "Dear Norman" Humorous Note Card, Quirky Stationery for Horror Fans
Marion Crane: hysterical female or misunderstood woman? We say: welcome to the Coven, Marion.
This greeting card is part of Hysterical Female’s unapologetically feminist series, The Coven, celebrating women who were villainized, dismissed, or just straight-up stabbed in the shower. Each card pairs an iconic woman with original lyrics written by us from our AI-generated apocalyptic pop song, “Dear Norman,” written from Marion's point of view (we used Suno to turn it into a banger—link below).
These cards are made for all occasions: birthday, breakup, holidays, therapy breakthroughs, or just telling someone you’re thinking of them (and their mommy issues). Perfect for horror fans, pop culture connoisseurs, emotionally intelligent weirdos, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void—and made it rhyme.
Want to hear Marion’s revenge anthem? Stream "Dear Norman" here: https://suno.com/song/3e5211b2-341f-4aa5-953f-8d91b7a8d92c
PRODUCT DETAILS:
Available in 3 sizes: 5.5" x 4.25" | 6.25" x 4.6" | 7" x 5"
NOTE: Each size has a DIFFERENT background color AND a DIFFERENT song lyric. Please be sure to order the size associated with the color / lyric combo of your choice:
- 5.5" x 4.25" - Dark blue color | "You can't kill your ghosts no matter how hard you slice."
- 6.25" x 4.6" - Yellow color | "I hope you think about your Mother laughing at how much you suck with me."
- 7" x 5" - Teal color | "It's true I stole the cash, but you tried to steal my heart. When I ghosted you, you didn't need to go and cut it out."
PRODUCT FEATURES:
- Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs
- Premium 270gsm white paper for durability
- Industry-standard overlapping cover for a polished look
- Available in multiple sizes and finishes
- Envelopes included for easy mailing
- Sentiments optional, but encouraged
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
| 5.5" x 4.25" (Horizontal) | 6.25" x 4.6" (Horizontal) | 7" x 5" (Horizontal) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width (closed), in | 5.50 | 6.25 | 7.00 |
| Height, in | 4.25 | 4.60 | 5.00 |
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Premium quality paper
The greeting cards are digitally printed on high-quality 270gsm white paper, and are available in the following finishes - uncoated, matte, one-side coated, or two-side coated which will grant you a satin-like finish to your card
Front cover
The front cover overlaps the back cover creating a 1/16 inch gap, an industry standard
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards..
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