Oleander "Pretty Deadly" Floral Graphic Unisex Tee
Featuring a vintage-inspired illustration of oleander. Embrace comfort and style with this Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, perfect for enjoying a relaxing cup of herbal tea at home or casual outings that absolutely in no way involve shovels or digging. This tee radiates all your killer vibes. Celebrate life’s little moments (or, you know, endings), and give someone you love flowers today! Just make sure you have that-person-you'd-call-to-help-you-bury-a-body on speed dial first.
JK! We kid, we kid.
As a FULL DISCLAIMER for LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. Do NOT touch oleander. Do NOT think about touching oleander. Do NOT smell oleander. Do NOT even make eye contact with oleander! What we aren't kidding about is that oleander is genuinely Pretty Deadly. While we're on the topic of things we don't recommend you do, don't ever text someone asking them to help you bury a body - never put that sh*t in writing. However, DO buy someone you love some other type of non-poisonous flowers. Or, you know, perhaps instead buy this shirt because flowers die. This shirt is forever. Actually that's a lie. Don't sue us when you realize this shirt isn't actually forever.
Product details & features:
- Hand-drawn oleander illustration with the text "Pretty Deadly" and the Latin "satis mortiferum", which translates to something like "deadly enough", "sufficiently lethal", or "lethal enough to kill". We think. Come on, you don't actually expect us to be fluent in Latin, do you?
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and breathability.
- Features side seams for enhanced shape retention and structure.
- Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape while adding comfort.
- Manufactured sustainably with ethical labor practices and certifications.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation for a more comfortable wear.
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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